and now for something completely different

This post is of no relevance whatsoever, I'd just like to share a stoopid joke I heard or read some time ago…

Somewhere in the infinite depths of the universe two planets meet.

“Hello!”
“Hi there. Long time no see.”
“You don’t look too well. What’s up?”
“Don’t ask. I got humans.”
“Aww, that’s bad.”
“Yeah…”
“But don’t be too concerned. It only lasts a couple of million years.”